After being snowed in my house for the last 8 days because my Mitsubishi Eclipse couldn’t spin the wheels over the ice and snow in my own driveway (I can’t tell you how disturbing that was – and that is the ONLY reason I have made as many recordings as I have this week!!!) and was too low to go over anything, I figured it was time to get some new wheels. I loved my Mitsubishi and She was very good to me, however – she was a great San Diego car, but not a winter Indiana car. The body kit was way too low for anything out here and constantly scraped the ground, over speed bumps, and even got speeding tickets cause cops thought I was a show boat. No more.

I traded her in, Mistress Molly (the mitsubishi eclipse GS Coupe)… and leased this cool brand new 2007 Chevy Equinox. I had debated getting a Mercedes or a Lexus, but at the last minute, my next door neighbor talked me out of getting a car “just for the brand” and said I would be crazy for doing that. So I decided to check out some cars and SUVs that would be good for driving in the snow in Indiana, since my old car wasn’t an all-wheel-drive and I needed one. I wanted something safe with lots of room cause I shop *a lot* especially at the Home Depot and the mall so I figured an SUV would be better than a car. I do miss my sports car, but this SUV rides really smooth.

Anyway here’s a picture of my new wheels… it’s soooo cool. I fucking love it.

I haven’t decided what to name Her yet.

By the way, something funny happened at the car dealership. The guy asked what I did for a living and I told him I was a hypnotist. He looked at me and said, “You’re not going to hypnotize me to make me give you this SUV for free are you?” And I said, “Maybe I will!” And I almost considered it! LOL. And I let him listen to one of my erotic hypnosis ringtones on my cell phone and he gave me a really nice deal on my car haha. He wasn’t really hypnotized (they were having a president’s day sale, but it was funny)… but he was intrigued cause he asked what kind of hypnosis I did and I said I made people have orgasms for a career. When the part of the application process came up and I had to tell him how much money I made for a living, his eyes lit up when I told him and he didn’t believe me. This, of course, only made him more intrigued that guys would be so drawn to me and actually pay me to hypnosis THEM to orgasm. He just didn’t get it. Anyway, I was approved for the SUV and we kept talking and I gave him a little tiny sample of how it worked and his eyes got really big. He totally fell for it. OMG. When we pulled up to my car to start swapping stuff from my old car to the new SUV, I saw a burned copy of “Arabian Princess” that I had in the trunk of my car (I don’t know what it was doing back there) that probably had been thrown back there from about a year ago and forgot it was there. I walked over to him and gave him the cd and said, “Listen to this when you’re alone.” And his mouth dropped. He totally smiled. It was priceless. Another one obsessed with Isabella forever. *evil grin*

Love
Isabella
xoxoxoxo