Hillary Clinton photos

Yesterday I went to an Obama thing. Today I went to a Hillary thing. This time, I made sure to bring adequate camera equipment.

As most of you may already know, I used to be a journalist as well as a media photographer for many publications years ago. When I heard Hillary was coming to Bloomington, I grabbed my tripod, SLR camera, and video camera and drove to the Assembly Hall. I didn’t want to be “just a Hillary fan” where they get poor seating. I wanted to get some good camera angles. So I took the north entrance and walked in as though I were one of the press. I suppose one of the privileges I still maintain today from my work as a previous journalist… is how to convince others I’m writing a really good story. It gets me better seats and, frankly, better privileges at different events. In order to get a good “media spot” towards the front, I used a combination of journalism jargon as well as some really good rapport and NLP to convince security to let me through downstairs. At this particular event, I got to do a “meet and greet” with Hillary Clinton and shook her hand. I hope I didn’t give her my cold. Anyway, I shot over 150 photos of her. Some of them are really beautiful and extraordinary, and I’ll share them later.

But for now, I secretly want to post the bad photos first. I suppose that’s still the evil journalism side of me… always wanting to show people the “good” (and by good, I mean the down and gritty). As you all know, a bad photo makes for entertaining reading and really great captions and headlines. Enjoy.

Sorry, I couldn’t help but make this headline directly on the photo. I could never get away with writing that on a real newspaper, so I just HAVE to do it here.

There are about 100 different headlines I can think for this one. Perhaps, “Did someone say Monica?” or “You want to hypnotize me to do WHAT to Bill?” or “I’m a what?” or… “Spider!” I’m sure others could come up with a better headline… but the photo sure is priceless.

It’s amazing how many unintentionally bad photos (eyes closed, red-eye, bad timing) end up making people look worse than they actually are. Many times, those bad photos are used in newspapers to make the speaker appear as though they are expressing themselves differently than they actually are. Here’s a classic example:

And as for these last two… these are just my way of having fun. I sure WOULD like to fuck her with a strapon, and frankly, I think she could use a good fucking. I’d love to bend her over and have some fun with her. Love ya, Hill.

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Isabella
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