Buddhism and Strapons

I’ve been deeply studying some Buddhist philosophies for several months now to the point where I could almost call myself a buddhist if I actually believed everything I read. The thing is, I don’t believe everything in books because I enjoy debating my own brain and believe I can teach myself a thing or too if I just listen long enough. The Tibetan Mongolian Buddhist Cultural Center (that’s a long title!) is a beautiful retreat-type place here in Bloomington with a fountain and tents and an open temple. Even met a monk walking around in a robe. I suppose I’d be a monk too if I had a penis, but they’re taught to reject the sensuality that women were born with (even nuns can’t help that they’re hot). Maybe I should be ashamed of myself, but the whole time I saw the monk walking around in his flip flops and maroon robe and bald head, all I could think about was how evil I was for wanting to say a few trigger words like Jackpot (hehe I hope someone just jerked off to that with their minds) or Tingle or Summon or Sexy so that he would all of a sudden be reminded why Source is such a sexy trickster. I respect what monks go through. They’ve given up sex for something called clarity of mind. I wish so badly that they’d listen to my erotic hypnosis recordings. I could convert a monk or two and so they would integrate sex and strapons into their meditation techniques. And the beauty of it is, I could do it without even giving them the guilt of masturbating cause it’s all done with their own minds and they can tap into their own energy sources to do it. Sex is source. I’m sure, on so many levels, monks get that. I just don’t understand the need to throw away sex when we can embrace it instead to INCREASE clarity of mind because we can make sex hotter than sex by learning true surrender to what Earth has to share with us.

The only reason I make fun of monks is cause I respect them so much. They get the joke. I just want them to get a strapon too. *sigh* Then they could integrate Source + Sex and have better meditation.

Love
Isabella
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