Morning Wood MP3

Who needs an alarm clock when you can wake up to rock hard stimulation! Let’s face it. Men get wood. Every morning, without fail, penises get hard and guys are left either frustrated or aroused. So now it’s up to you! What are you going to do about it? You could whine and masturbate alone. Or you could masturbate with two gorgeous women talking to you: Isabella and Lycia!

We can only imagine how perfect the world would be if men listened to this every morning!

Isabella Valentine and Goddess Lycia are two erotic hypnotists who gently wake you up in the morning. We start off by letting you know you have 30 minutes to sleep in… and let your erection begin! While you’re still in that “sleepy state” we proceed to tease you, implant awesome suggestions in your head (including having a positive, perfect day), and make you feel hornier and hornier!

While most hypnosis sessions start with a deep induction and a relaxation technique to get you deep in trance, we do the opposite. We already know (since you’ve been sleeping) that you’re already either in trance, sleeping, or dreaming. We use your horniness and sleep to our advantage by whispering and gently seducing you so it may seem like it’s really happening as you wake up. Over time, we become more playful under and over the sheets, teasing and flirting with you with our bodies until it’s clear we just want you to wake up and play with us.

Our trigger words are timeless and classic, so theoretically, you could listen to this every day for the rest of your life and it’ll never get old. One of the coolest perks about this recording is that you can choose whether you want to masturbate or not, which if you’re gonna listen to this long term, is great since you make the choice! Although, I must admit, it’d be pretty hard not to feel compelled to at least reach down…

All I’m gonna say is that this mp3 is about two hot women who are naked and horny… waking you up in the most – dare I say – perfect way. Let your imagination go wild! You’ll never look at breakfast, showers, or fruit without thinking of nudity! Towards the end of the recording, we “open the curtains” which reveal a Hawaiian ambience, so it feels like you’re waking up in a resort on the most awesome tropical vacation.

Who wouldn’t want to wake up like that? If I had a penis, you can bet I’d be listening to this every day.

You have a couple options. You could burn this mp3 to CD and put it in an alarm clock designed for CD players. Or you could put this on an mp3 player (iPod, Zune, etc.) and put it in an alarm clock designed for mp3 players. Just be sure you set your alarm clock 30 minutes PRIOR to when you want to wake up. This recording is timed perfectly to go off exactly thirty minutes before you are supposed to wake up. We also periodically fill you in with how much time you have left remaining (within the recording) so it’s even better than hitting the snooze button! You can check the time without even lifting an eye!

My favorite part is the ending. It’ll wake you up (both of you).

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