What to expect for 2010

I cum with excellent news, my dear friends. If you’ve ever seen, visited, or considered living on planet earth, you’ve probably seen the amazing photography of Scott Church. If not, welcome to earth, I come in peace. Traffic sucks in L.A. but other than that, palm trees and white tea chai lattes are pretty good. On to my point, and I do have a good one. He and I have made a mutually beneficial business relationship in which my website will prominently display a wide variety of his erotic, sexy photography. This is great for so many reasons, I thought it would be fun to list them:

* To add traffic to both of our sites. Our work complements each other perfectly. For me, it’s very cool to look at his images because in many ways, it feels as though his photos were taken specifically to transfix the eyes of the viewer to his artful eye of his gorgeous subjects.

* He’s good. His work has been in countless places, including Playboy. Plus he’s published his own books of art.

* My site needs a more erotic look. Let’s face it. Pictures of me at Disney World just aren’t jerk-off material. And if I’m going to put nude photos on my site, I want them to reflect the classy and artistic style in which I try to model myself. His photos always seem to do just that. They’re art, not smut – not that there’s anything wrong with that. He does it right.

* Consistency. Using Scott Church‘s photos on the site (rather than the usual stock image) will increase the odds that a viewer will feel a more personalized experience when viewing the website.

* A more personal experience – if you’ve seen these pictures, you’ll be mesmerized for hours – especially when he has a model look directly into the camera. A nude or semi-nude woman looking right at you, as if talking to you – and if you’re listening to my voice on a recording WHILE gazing at a gorgeous photo – well, damn. It’s the closest a person can get to having a woman in the flesh talking to them naked.

* Total and complete submersion in visual hypnotic fantasy – slideshows definitely! My goal is to offer a slideshow on every page containing a recording so that samples can be played WHILE watching something visually stimulating, classy, and great for both men and women. If his photos are a hit, I may consider arranging something with him so that he receives a royalty, in which case, I may be able to sell videos with my voice and his art or whatnot.

* Exposure of his work to new people – seriously, his stuff is more than incredible. I’ve bought his work and hung it on my wall right next to my bed. For a time, I even hung his photos on my refrigerator just to see it every day. I could look at his artful photography every single day and never get bored (replayability anyone?).

* Increase of overall stimulation – his models are hot. And what makes them so hot is that the people he photographs are every day people who happen to have the types of bodies that most horny people go gaga over.

* Sensory overload – you get the full package: sound and sight. Customers have heard my voice forever… and now they can include visuals with their experience. Surrender your senses to stimulation…

* It gives you new stuff to look at. The site could use some freshening up.

* I’ve been looking for a new excuse to redo the whole site.

* I’m considering offering streaming audios with streaming photos in the not-to-distance future. Possibly subscription based (don’t worry, downloads will be available too for those who prefer things exactly as they are now – your service will remain intact.)

* I’d like to expand my site to better reflect growing technology, which includes better display of art. I want to showcase Scott Church‘s stuff as beautifully as possible.

* Photo trances. Because Scott Church and I have made a special agreement between us, I’ve been given permission (thank you, Mr. Church) to write on his photos, animate them, or do photo manipulations – collages, etc. – in a way in which maintains the overall integrity of his work and his models. This means people who visit my site who just “want to look” rather than listen to something (I’m sure even repeat customers come to the site just to look around without buying stuff) – will have photo trances that contain hypnotic text written by an erotic hypnotist. Not only am I a girl, I cum with tricks; I can hypnotize without sound.

* Should a visitor come to my site and decide to leave for whatever reason, at least now they can have options on which sites they check out next. In this case, since so much of his work will be displayed, his link will be prominently available to all. Since it’s obvious you’re gonna browse other sites when you’re online, at least have good taste while you’re exiting mine.

* It’ll make a subconscious association between his work and my work. When you think of his erotic photography, you may also be reminded of the sweet way I make you feel. His erotic photography is everywhere, which is great for you if you want spontaneous arousal triggers with photography. And I feel good about this because I have removed all audio content from my website which I find leaves any harm to the viewer whatsoever. My goal is to leave a beautiful, positive impression in people’s minds, and his art reflects that.

* His art is Inspirational with a capital I. When the site has completed its redesign, his artwork will be everywhere. I fully expect to be inspired to create better, more improved content for the site simply because his artwork makes me want to be a better me. If you’ve seen his photography, you may remember certain photos had a perfect balance of stillness and action (for instance, his picture involving two girls and a deck of cards flying through the air – or a nude photo of a woman who was leaning backwards, yet completely still and little red plastic figurines were falling all around her)… stuff like that… is inspiring… no matter who you are or what you wish to accomplish. You’ll see… very soon.

It may take several days till the design is complete. The streaming option may not be available for some months. (I’m being audited by the IRS in two weeks, yuck, so that takes priority before site redesign. Gotta get all my receipts lined up and in order.)

Thanks for being so patient with me. By the way, I should have SWALLOW 2 out either tonight or sometime tomorrow. It’s awesome, guys. You heard it here first.

Love
Isabella
xoxoxoo

P.S. There are quite a few people who want custom recordings. Some people have waited close to 8 months for now and they’re still waiting. It’s a pretty long waiting list. I may reduce the fee for a short time simply because people have been so patient waiting. Also, I may give those customers the option of having their recording sent through the mail (optional) so they can receive a hard-copy since they’re so special. I don’t have the greatest luck with keeping harddrives happy – they crash a lot. So if you order a custom recording, be sure you back it up. Not that anyone has lost them yet, but I cringe thinking that someone may hold me responsible for keeping backups. I can’t be responsible for any possible future lost copies. Please back them up – there are online services online available just for that purpose (such as Mozy). Also, I’m only interested in doing recordings which “do no harm.” This means no hardcore humiliation or stuff to make you feel “worthless.” It just doesn’t sit well with me anymore since my spiritual awakening. One day I may decide to go to medical school to become a doctor, so I only want to create things that make people feel good to the core. Kinky stuff always ok as long as its legal. Before asking if I will do one, please give me a few days to change the price and create a new customized form so you can be as specific as possible to what pleases you. This will maximize my creativity making your recording and reduce the amount of writing to communicate your desires and needs. Great for both of us. Saves time and makes the experience effortless and easy.