Author Archive for Isabella Valentine

A new day in history

I’ve been glued to the news for weeks watching this delicious election coverage. I’ve done my part in this election. I convinced people to register to vote. I’ve put an Obama sign in my yard. Well, two of them. And I voted. But not just that… I spent a great deal of time trying to [...]

Madden 09

So I was at Best Buy the other day browsing the aisles for Diablo 2 (which turned me into a living zombie after playing it 6 hours straight) and ran across some kids playing Madden 09 on a big HD TV. The graphics literally stopped me in my tracks because I couldn’t believe I was [...]

Isabella Valentine at Disney World

It’s been a couple weeks since I’ve updated and for that I apologize. I try really hard to be “on top of things” (so to speak) but it was adding a lot of pressure to me. To alleviate some of my own self-applied pressure, I decided to take a two week vacation which led me [...]

Buddhism and Strapons

I’ve been deeply studying some Buddhist philosophies for several months now to the point where I could almost call myself a buddhist if I actually believed everything I read. The thing is, I don’t believe everything in books because I enjoy debating my own brain and believe I can teach myself a thing or too [...]

Glamourous hat

I don’t know if I’ve posted these photos before, but I just found them on my camera phone so I thought I’d post them. The hat I’m wearing is a vintage 30s hat that I discovered by accident while window shopping across from the Bloomington Courthouse. It didn’t cost very much, which was cool, and [...]

Spreading happiness

I’m so happy it somehow feels wrong to talk about it in my journal because deep down inside I assume other people will hate me for being so happy. I wish there was a way I could communicate in a way that spreads all my happiness to others - because the truth is, everytime I [...]

Habitat for Humanity fun

Today we got up early at dawn and put on our tennis shoes, t-shirts, and jeans, removed our jewelry, and set out to help build a couple houses with Habitat for Humanity. I’ve always wanted to help build a house, I’ve just never been taught how… until today! It was so cool getting up on [...]

Karma 101

I’ve got this fun little book called Karma 101 which really inspires me when I need a spark to do the right thing. We already know that karma isn’t a moral law. It’s not a force wielded by the gods, nor a system of divine punishment and reward. It’s a simple description of how things [...]

Isabella’s Intentions - New page added!

I know what it’s like to sometimes admit I’m bittersweetly human when it’s easier, for me, to be – cause I like the word ‘be’ - a Goddess and a queen. I’m often reminded I’m human when I think about erotic hypnosis because there’s something very earthy and tangible about being hypnotized. It requires listening [...]

The art of kissing

One of the best compliments I’ve ever received is being told I’m a good kisser. I don’t know why I weigh that compliment above all else. I just do. Perhaps I should reflect more, when I have time, on why being a good kisser is so important to me. Maybe it’s because the movement of [...]

An opinion about addiction

Gary Zukav once said, “In order to release your addiction, it is necessary to enter your inadequacies to recognize that they are real, and to bring them into the light of consciousness to heal.”
With that being said, I have an addiction to love, sex, food, hypnosis, and talking. I often analyze and debate everything, no [...]

Sir Maurice

I’m not sure how many people here follow my blog or are familiar with the relationship with maurice and I have, but I’d like to take this opportunity to share with you all a few things.
On June 11, 2006 I received an email from maurice asking me to join his website at Inraptured which I [...]

Analyzing movies to death

It’s interesting to me to watch a movie that I’ve already seen before because I get the opportunity to analyze it without being involved in the storyline. When I see a movie for the very first time, I like to get wrapped up in the story and feel all the emotions the characters are feeling [...]

Glass Whispers - magic recording

I’ve just released a very special recording called “Glass Whispers” for those who enjoy fantasy and magic!

This magical mp3 starts off with an enchanting creative visualization of waterdroplets, energy, lakes, and universes. Through one scene to the next, you are led down universal worm holes that lead you to the Divine, where you see the [...]

Hope is for the courageous

I hope dead people watch me shower, especially since I just got my bazillionth bill in this week, this time a bill for almost $10k for my recent stay in the hospital. My insurance won’t cover any of it because the incompetent doctors considered what I had to be a mental illness rather than a [...]

Life Enchantment

Magic is beautiful… and today is one of the enchanting days where I can actually tell the difference between fantasy and reality. And you know what? I still marvel in the exquisite beauty that the Goddess installed into everything around us.
Whether I’m splurging on a few extra handfuls of Wheat Thins or trying to find [...]

Jackpot 2 - Now Released!

This erotic hypnosis mp3 is a sequel to the popular “Jackpot - No Hands” recording, however it is not necessary to listen to the first session to enjoy this one.
Do you like being submissive to a dominant woman who wants you to cum without touching yourself? If so, then this mp3 is for you. This [...]

Fun way to lose weight

My heart is pumping full speed right now. My boy toy and I just got in a nice hour long cardio exercise by wrestling each other on the orgy couch. I beat him 8 times - he won 7. One thing I love about our relationship is that I can kick his ass, then turn [...]

I need motivation

I’ve been incredibly tired these last few days, definitely sleeping more than usual. Sometimes I have absolutely no motivation to get on the computer or even do anything. This medicine actually makes me feel worse more than better, but the nurse who prescribed me this said this was to be expected. I’ve gained weight too [...]

Song of Serenity

Here’s a beautiful poem written for me by John… it is so unbelievably sweet! It’s not often I receive a love poem, so this means a whole lot!
“Song of Serenity”
My body is here, my mind is there
like a canopy of green lay before me.
Shadows abound under the moonlit sky
I am gliding along my favorite trail
effortlessly [...]

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Optical Illusions

I just LOVE websites where artists have come together to trick us. There’s this cool website that has some unbelievable optical illusions. Most of them appear as though the objects are moving, but all of the items are actually NOT moving. It blew my mind! I am so impressed with the artists who came [...]

Spare Time

Do you want to know how old you are on another planet? On Earth, I’m 27.8 years old (10155.3 earth days). However on Jupiter, I’m 2.34 years old (Jovian years). It’s pretty interesting! There’s a site at http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/age/ that allows you to insert your birthday and it tells you what your age is on different [...]

Illegal Flirting

Check this out. In January 1902, New York State introduced a bill to outlaw flirting in public. Can you imagine walking into a bar and not being allowed to look people directly in the eye and smile at them? And what about at restaurants? Or coffee cafes or bookstores? Just WHAT exactly is flirting? How [...]

Mummy foreskin

I just read something uselessly fascinating. Did you know that all Egyptian mummies were all circumcised? Ok, I get that people were mummified back in the old days. But circumcised after death? What is the point behind that?
I can just imagine digging up ancient graves inside an old tomb or a pyramid and an archaeologist [...]