If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work. “Hello, can’t work today. Still queer.” – Robin Tyler

Homophobia: The irrational fear that three fags will break into your house and redecorate it against your will. – Tom Ammiano

The heterosexuals who hate us should stop having us. – Lynda Montgomery

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don’t think about sex at all… you know, they become lawyers. – Woody Allen

I’m a quadrasexual. That means I’ll do anything for a quarter. – Ed Bluestone

Lots of people think bisexual means cowardly lesbian. – Sandra Bernhard

Bisexuals are incredibly greedy motherfuckers. Get off the fence and pick a hole. – Dennis Miller

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And here’s a religious joke I thought was kinda funny by Emo Phillips:

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, “Stop! Don’t do it! There’s so much to live for!”
He said, “Like what?”
I said, “Well, are you religious or athiest?”
“Religious.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?”
“Christian.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
“Protestant.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
“Baptist.”
I said, “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
“Baptist Church of God.”
I said, “Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”
“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?”
He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915,” I said, “Die, heretic scum,” and pushed him off.
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Love
Isabella
xoxooxox

Fetish MP3: Glory Hole Sissy Slave

Isabella walks into an adult porn shop with Mistress Alexandra and Her slave tommi.

You take on the role of slave tommi, a shy sissy who dreams of sucking real cock at a glory hole but has never actually done it. In this recording, We convince you to go down into the basement of the porn shop and suck Mistress Alexandra’s strapon… which of course, is replaced quickly by a real penis. You are then told to swallow load after load from different guys and learn to enjoy it! Pretty soon you’re craving the taste of cum!

After you obediently suck cock, Isabella talks with the manager of the store and convinces them to hire you as a 24-hour cocksucker at the gloryholes. You earn all the cum and Alexandra keeps all the money. All the cum you ever wanted… right in the glory holes!

Play free sample below (Use stereo headphones!)

Format: MP3 Download
Sound Quality: Professional-First Rate
Vocal Sound Effects: No
Prop Sound Effects: Yes
Background Music: Yes
Overdubbing Vocals: Yes
Length: 12 minutes, 54 seconds
People Involved: Isabella and Alexandra
Zip File Size: Approx. 25 MB
Price: $19.99
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Fetish MP3: Forced Cuckold & Bisexuality

*This one not recorded in recording studio with expensive equipment like the others*

Description: I am your wife and while we’ve been married, I’ve been cheating on you with a black man named Deon. You have a very small penis and since you can’t bring me to orgasm, I have sex with him right in front of you while you masturbate. Then I make you suck his cock, lick his ass, and turn you into my bitch by making you lick my pussy after he’s cummed inside me. Very hot! This is recommended for those who like to be reminded they are inadequate in the bedroom.

Format: MP3 Download
Sound Quality: Great
Vocal Sound Effects: None used
Prop Sound Effects: Yes, slightly
Soft Background Music: No
Overdubbing Vocals: Yes, but very little
Length: 11 minutes
People Involved: One Girl
Zip File Size: Approx. 11 MB
Price: $19.99

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