If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work. “Hello, can’t work today. Still queer.” – Robin Tyler

Homophobia: The irrational fear that three fags will break into your house and redecorate it against your will. – Tom Ammiano

The heterosexuals who hate us should stop having us. – Lynda Montgomery

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don’t think about sex at all… you know, they become lawyers. – Woody Allen

I’m a quadrasexual. That means I’ll do anything for a quarter. – Ed Bluestone

Lots of people think bisexual means cowardly lesbian. – Sandra Bernhard

Bisexuals are incredibly greedy motherfuckers. Get off the fence and pick a hole. – Dennis Miller

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And here’s a religious joke I thought was kinda funny by Emo Phillips:

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, “Stop! Don’t do it! There’s so much to live for!”
He said, “Like what?”
I said, “Well, are you religious or athiest?”
“Religious.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?”
“Christian.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
“Protestant.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
“Baptist.”
I said, “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
“Baptist Church of God.”
I said, “Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”
“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”
I said, “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?”
He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915,” I said, “Die, heretic scum,” and pushed him off.
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Love
Isabella
xoxooxox

Fetish MP3: Glory Hole Sissy Slave

Isabella walks into an adult porn shop with Mistress Alexandra and Her slave tommi.

You take on the role of slave tommi, a shy sissy who dreams of sucking real cock at a glory hole but has never actually done it. In this recording, We convince you to go down into the basement of the porn shop and suck Mistress Alexandra’s strapon… which of course, is replaced quickly by a real penis. You are then told to swallow load after load from different guys and learn to enjoy it! Pretty soon you’re craving the taste of cum!

After you obediently suck cock, Isabella talks with the manager of the store and convinces them to hire you as a 24-hour cocksucker at the gloryholes. You earn all the cum and Alexandra keeps all the money. All the cum you ever wanted… right in the glory holes!

Play free sample below (Use stereo headphones!)

Format: MP3 Download
Sound Quality: Professional-First Rate
Vocal Sound Effects: No
Prop Sound Effects: Yes
Background Music: Yes
Overdubbing Vocals: Yes
Length: 12 minutes, 54 seconds
People Involved: Isabella and Alexandra
Zip File Size: Approx. 25 MB
Price: $19.99
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* This idea taken straight out of the Brainstorm Vault*

This mp3 is designed for men who crave cock and want to worship a large penis.

This recording is designed as a dual-listening binaural audio mind-confusion technique mp3. On the left speaker, I tell you to worship the cock, to suck it and obey the beautiful penis. On the right speaker, I continually tell you to resist the penis and fight it at all costs.

With this obey/resist mind confusion technique, you will feel the push-pull mentality and will feel aroused as your mind makes you either feel aroused or turned off by the cock. In one ear, I will either be commanding you to be sucking the cock or I will be demanding that you keep your mouth closed and not let it enter your mouth. The choice is YOURS to make! Whether or not you turn into a cocksucking faggot is completely up to you!

In this mp3, the penis you are worshipping is the the perfect size, the perfect shape, the perfect coloration, the perfect cut, and has the perfect amount of hair/no hair or whatever you prefer. Everything is just the way you like it and nothing has been pre-determined by Me except what I tell you to do with it.

Any qualified hypnotist will back Me up in saying that telling you “not to” do something will only convince you otherwise.

Please use stereo headphones for the most effective results during this session! You will experience a WONDERFUL experience if you do!

Recording includes:
Erotic hypnosis, mind confusion, dual ear hypnosis, cocksucking, cock worship, penis worship, penis envy, faggotry, homosexuality, love of the cock, learning to love the taste, cock equals dessert mind mentality, arousal triggers, resisting triggers, orgasm command, swallowing the hot semen.

Play free sample below (Use stereo headphones!)

Format: MP3 Download
Sound Quality: Professional First-Rate
Vocal Sound Effects: Reverb
Prop Sound Effects: No
Soft Background Music: Yes
Overdubbing Vocals: Yes, dual ear binaural audio
Length: 28 minutes, 48 seconds
Zip File Size: Approx. 53 MB
Price: $35.00

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